Foolish fuckers say “tell us a joke”,
Unaware, they choose to “be that bloke.”
Now would you ask a builder to do work for free?
Nah, instead let’s look at etymology.

For I can educate you more using Haggard Hawks,
Undo the damage of squawk and gawk.
Not gonna go on BGT,
Nah fuck that, it just ain’t me.

Forward thinking from the underground,
Until solid roots are all that surround.
Now if I wanted a cheap gag I could compare that to Jada,
Not me though, I’d rather quote Darth Vader.

Acrostic etymology, it’s right on the money,
Y you ask? Man, that’s funny.